Price List Now Available for Kropotnick "Almost Free" Condos
While a handful of Kropotnick by the Sea condos have been sold to friends of Mr. Kropotnick or influential politicos, the vast majority of the planned 700 luxury units remain available at rock bottom prices. "When I was a kid a pensy pinky was 2 cents, and a lime rickey was a nickel," recalled Mr. Kropotnick, while sitting on his terrace with his pet schnauzerdoodle, Kropotnick II. "Nowadays, you can't get a sour pickle with paying through the tuchas. I want to bring back prices people can really afford."
The 2011 Condo Price List, on a first-come, first-sold, basis will be:
One bedroom, view of incinerator room-- $1,000
One bedroom, no view-- $1,200
One bedroom, no view, one cat-- $1,300
One bedroom, no view, two cats-- $1,400
One bedroom, no view, 3 + cats-- Unavailable
Two bedrooms, view of ocean-- $2,000
Two bedrooms, view of neighbor's bedroom- $2,200
Penthouse, view of Asser Levy Nude Beach- $3,000
All buyers must provide a "move in/breakage" fee of $12.
13 Comments:
At April 1, 2011 at 2:51 AM , NaturesOwn said...
I'm getting so homesick now! I really want to come back!
At April 1, 2011 at 3:40 AM , Unknown said...
I would like to apply for one of the apartments. I grew up on Brighton 6th from 1963 to 1991 and miss it terribly. How do I get an application?
At April 1, 2011 at 4:47 AM , Anonymous said...
April Fools!
At April 1, 2011 at 6:48 AM , Anonymous said...
My husband grew up on brightwater court this would be great for his mom and me
At April 1, 2011 at 7:15 AM , Anonymous said...
It's a spoof people, LOL, read all the text! April Fool's!
At April 1, 2011 at 8:59 AM , Anonymous said...
how do you bget the application
At April 1, 2011 at 9:42 AM , Anonymous said...
I would like one, but only if I can view Kropotnick in the nude....talk about nostalgia!
At April 1, 2011 at 11:10 AM , Unknown said...
Sounds like April Fool's. No ability to apply. Judge for yourself
At April 1, 2011 at 3:16 PM , Anonymous said...
Dream on...... April Fools !!! :o) x/o
At April 1, 2011 at 3:45 PM , Anonymous said...
where do i sign up
At April 1, 2011 at 8:12 PM , Anonymous said...
sign me up now! I'm ready to get back to my roots
At April 2, 2011 at 8:37 PM , Anonymous said...
My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
At April 3, 2011 at 10:47 AM , Anonymous said...
i don't think this is a real deal, rather a crude april fool's prank
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