Adult Tricycles All the Rage at New Condo Complex

Murray Kropotnick, the flamboyant founder of Brighton's newest and cheapest condo complex, has solved Brighton's perennial parking problem.  His answer: adult tricycles.  Every resident of Kropotnick by the Sea will be issued his and her adult tricycles, which will be just inside the door when they arrive at their new homes. "Try not to fall over them and break your necks," Kropotnick joked.  Tricycles have been used by toddlers for years, if not centuries, but they have only recently caught on among adults.  "They're very green," observed Mel O. Hibrid, Kropotnick's Director of Transportation.  "In fact, we plan to issue them only in green." 

  Brooklyn Boro President Marty Markowitz, a Kropotnick resident, peddles into the Edna Kropotnick Memorial Lunchroom after a shopping spree at Modell's.