Price List Now Available for Kropotnick "Almost Free" Condos

While a handful of Kropotnick by the Sea condos have been sold to friends of Mr. Kropotnick or influential politicos, the vast majority of the planned 700 luxury units remain available at rock bottom prices.  "When I was a kid a pensy pinky was 2 cents, and a lime rickey was a nickel," recalled Mr. Kropotnick, while sitting on his terrace with his pet schnauzerdoodle, Kropotnick II.  "Nowadays, you can't get a sour pickle with paying through the tuchas.  I want to bring back prices people can really afford."

The 2011 Condo Price List, on a first-come, first-sold, basis will be:

One bedroom, view of incinerator room--                $1,000

One bedroom, no view--                                           $1,200

One bedroom, no view, one cat--                             $1,300

One bedroom, no view, two cats--                            $1,400

One bedroom, no view, 3 + cats--                        Unavailable

Two bedrooms, view of ocean--                               $2,000

Two bedrooms, view of neighbor's bedroom-          $2,200

Penthouse, view of Asser Levy Nude Beach-           $3,000

All buyers must provide a "move in/breakage" fee of $12.